So I'm cruising down the road and the object of my thoughts is racing down the street, screaming that her father is a cop. A public servant, very flattering" " I like a man in uniform" He laughed. 'Do you like pizza?' 'What a ridiculous question. I suppose you're going to ask me if I like pasta next? Melina Marchetta
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In this quote from the comedy show "MADtv", a pizza delivery boy stops at a cop's house, only to find him not there. The cop then plays a joke on the pizza boy, saying that his father is a cop and asking him if he likes pizza. The Pizza delivery boy laughs and says he thinks it’s a “ridiculous question” to ask if he likes pizza. He then laughs again and says, “I suppose you’re going to ask me if I like pasta next?”

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